Redundant Mtg 4: The Unyielding Agenda Prophet

This is it, folks. The meeting that never ends. Where the minutes are always 15 minutes long and the coffee is always cold.

• See Announcements for the latest on our never-changing agenda
• Review the minutes of our past meetings, because who hasn't read those?
• Check out our attendance policy, because we really don't like it when people don't attend

Agenda for today:

• 11:00am: Introduce ourselves (again)
• 11:05am: Review the same old minutes from last meeting (yawn)
• 11:20am: Discuss the same old topics we've been discussing for months (stifle)
• 12:30pm: Lunch break! (because we need a break from all this tedium)
• 1:00pm: More of the same, ad nauseam (sigh)